HELLO. WE ARE THE ZAPPERS AND
WE WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU
ABOUT OUR RECENT CAMPING
TRIP.
I AM BABY ZAPP AND MY
SISTER, SQUIRT ZAPP GOT TO
GO TOO AND SHE SLEPT ON
THE GROUND AND SHE SAID
THAT A BUG COULD CRAWL IN
OUR EAR WHILE WE WERE
SLEEPING ON THE GROUND
AND WE HARDLY GOT ANY SLEEP
ALL NGHT. MY SISTER HAS A
WAY WITH WORDS SOMETIMES.
WE GOT TO SLEEP IN A TENT AND
WE BRUSHED OUR TEETH IN THE
STREAM. MY SISTER LOST
HER TOOTHBRUSH WHEN SHE
BENT OVER THE STREAM TOO
FAR.
THE RANGER CAME AND TOLD DADDY
THERE WAS A BEAR AROUND
SOMEWHERE AND WE GOT REAL
SCARED AND NOW WE WERE
WATCHING FOR BEARS, AND
BUGS.
THE BEAR ATE SOME PEOPLE'S
FOOD WHEN THEY WERE OUT
FISHING.
WE ATE REAL GOOD FOOD WHILE WE
WERE GONE. WE HAD SOME
SMORES, AND WE SAT AROUND
THE CAMPFIRE AND ROASTED
WEENIES.
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MY WEENIE FELL OFF MY STICK
AND BURNT UP IN THE FIRE AND I
NEARLY CRIED.
WE ROASTED MARHMALLOWS AND THEY GOT
REAL HOT ON MY HANDS AND MY FACE
GOT REAL STICKY AND WHEN I
LAID DOWN SOME LEAVES STUCK TO
MY FACE.
WE HAD A BONFIRE AND SOME
GUY BROUGHT A GUITAR AND
SANG COWBOY SONGS. MY SISTER SANG
OFF KEY.
WE COULD SEE SO MANY
STARS IN THE SKY IT LOOKED
LIKE DANDRUFF.
WE HAD A GREAT
TIME AND FELT SAD TO COME
HOME EXCEPT FOR OUR BEDS